room mates band is practicing in the living room so i had to move into the closet where i belong.
recording vocals on a new all human demo tentatively titled “assumed violence.”
only problem with being in the closet is i cant half watch the straight to dvd shark movie called “bait”.  shit is so good.
might work on some new orbs next.
might try and move my bed into here
maybe a mini fridge stocked with cottage cheese and beer too.
this place rules. 

room mates band is practicing in the living room so i had to move into the closet where i belong.

recording vocals on a new all human demo tentatively titled “assumed violence.”

only problem with being in the closet is i cant half watch the straight to dvd shark movie called “bait”.  shit is so good.

might work on some new orbs next.

might try and move my bed into here

maybe a mini fridge stocked with cottage cheese and beer too.

this place rules. 

i know how you feel mr. cage.

i know how you feel mr. cage.

texas pete shows his dick to the jury.

no one gets to leave this town but who would want to?

buy a hammer and build a house!

have some kids and settle down! 

who would want to? 

buy a gun and kill yourself.

jesus christ grandpa! theres enough to go around!

Monitor A:

apparently theres a hurricane somewhere. vote for clinton. dont leave your homes. gay marriage legal? slap me in the ass and call it confession!

Monitor B: 

live video of all human at some venue i guess we played in southern california. apparently i live there now. i look like a post cancer dexter and pre cancer michael c hall. thats not racist. its journalism.

I got my first ever straight razor shave today. I look like a rush limbaugh mask turned inside out. on top of that i discovered a mole ive never seen before. ill never be clean shaven again…

Monitor A:

protools session with my first attempt at vocals on what last night was titled “wedding bells on apple street” and is as of tonight referred to as “a healthy fear of women”. mark my words, nothing about this is healthy. 

Monitor B:

latest episode of american history X. also known as american horror story. also known as god damn that chick they tried to make look really ugly is still kind of hot. also known as i really wish i hadnt shaved tonight.

In the last 45 seconds I A) chugged some jaeger and chased it with a chunk of pepper jack cheese. B) saw a cricket in the bathroom and instead of disposing of him ushered him into my room mates room. Or C) all of the above

Monitor A:

working on a song tentatively titled “wedding bells on apple street”. the the lyrics have nothing to do with weddings or streets called apple and the actual bell you hear is one resounding at a funeral but i think its gonna turn out nice.

Monitor B:

some movie called ‘the gate’ featuring a prepubescent stephen dorff. i can confidently say, he was just as good an actor in 19 eighty whatever as he is in 2000 whatever this is.

hilarious sperm

'x chromosome- its apparent my parents wanted a girl but they got a girlish boy.

extra chromosome-theres breasts where this chest was and these pink fleshy masses have made themselves at home.

hips like my mom-equipped for a birthing yet theres no tiny person living behind this gut.

put some sad music on- run a bath, grab a book, spend an eve with the cats and a bottle of sauvignon blanc…’

This….is a mess…
Wish I had any kind of tools besides a chisel a hammer and a screwdriver.
PBR would help. It always helped when FBTMOF built lights for tour.

This….is a mess…

Wish I had any kind of tools besides a chisel a hammer and a screwdriver.

PBR would help. It always helped when FBTMOF built lights for tour.

"Utah"

Utah, the lead single from my upcoming album “”Catholic Guilt Or The Queerest Of Thoughts” is now for sale on iTunes and BandCamp!  Download a copy and let me know what you think!  iTunes.com/Allhuman // allhuman.bandcamp.com